is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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