your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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