I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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