at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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