He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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