oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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