Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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