I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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