I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
