I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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