your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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