I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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