I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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