dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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