So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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