well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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