they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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