it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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