Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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