new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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