I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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