i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Randomize
