I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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