i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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