Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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