Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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