So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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