Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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