i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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