i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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