I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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