Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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