Since when is my name a synonym for head?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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