I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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