I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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