So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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