nut hugger
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
no more duck duck goose at the bar
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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