if you like me you must not know who I am
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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