if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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