why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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