Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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