oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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