yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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