if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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