gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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