C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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