i barfeds in our rink
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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