they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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