Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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