these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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